> npc.exe running — idle_state: forever
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$BUTTNPC
Not the hero. Not the villain.
Just the guy standing there.
01 //
LORE
Every world has one.
He stands by the fountain. He says “nice weather today.” He has said it forty thousand times. He does not question it. He does not panic sell. He does not check the chart.
He just ... stands.
$BUTTNPC is a tribute to background characters everywhere — the ones who hold the line (literally, they don't move) while main characters jump in and out.
- dialogue_options1
- pathfindingdisabled
- emotional_range(––––)
- paper_handsnull
02 //
CHARACTER SHEET
> allocation.log
liquidity pool90%
cex / listings5%
memes & marketing5%
team wallets0%
03 //
HOW TO SPAWN
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[ ]=[ ]
Get a wallet
Download a [CHAIN]-compatible wallet like Phantom or MetaMask. Write down your seed phrase. Tell no one. NPCs keep secrets well.
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$ $ $
Load some [NATIVE_TOKEN]
Buy [NATIVE_TOKEN] on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a bit extra for gas.
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<=>
Swap on [DEX]
Open [DEX], connect your wallet, paste the $BUTTNPC contract address, and swap. Double-check the CA.
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Stand still
Congratulations, you are now a background character. Say “nice weather today” to anyone who walks by.
04 //
QUEST LOG
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phase_01 — status: complete
SPAWN
- Stealth launch
- Website & socials go live
- First 1,000 NPCs holding
phase_02 — status: in progress
IDLE LOOP
- CoinGecko & CMC listings
- NPC meme contest
- 5,000 holders
phase_03 — status: locked
SIDE QUEST
- CEX listings
- NPC merch drop
- Collabs with other background characters
phase_04 — status: ???
MAIN CHARACTER
- The NPC becomes the main character
- …then goes back to standing
- Nice weather today
05 //
DIALOGUE
> ButtNPC:
Nice weather today.
or press E on your keyboard
> 06 // join the crowd